Patio Del Vino - Teguise

We went there a year ago during a visit to Teguise, we are regulars to the island of Lanzarote but we didn't know this place. The good side, if there is any, is the location, discreet and with a lovely inside courtyard... For the rest, cheap food, way overpriced, very small quantity of house wine in the glass, and a very unfriendly welcome. Beware of all the bit and bobs on the table, as soon as you touch it you will be charged. Overall, an absolute rip-off on the beautiful island of Lanzarote, don't waste your time and shop local !

I wish we had researched TA before visiting this wine/tapas bar. First impressions, we thought the courtyard looked quaint, (it wasnt really, it was dirty, in need of a lick of paint, nevermind the ants crawling on the table). No price lists, no menus, we asked for tapas menu and were told only a selection of tapas, priced 13.50. OK that seemed fair enough, we have been other places where we shared a selection of 5 tapas for 10 to 12 euros. We ordered 2 glasses of house wine and the tapas selection. Now this is the con, we were served a plate EACH of what was MOSTLY SALAD, WITH 1 OVERCOOKED CHICKEN LEG, 1 MEATBALL, 1 CRABSTICK, 1 SLICE OF SERRANO HAM, A TINY SLICE SMOKED SALMON, A PIECE OF TORTILLA AND 4 SMALL WEDGES OF CHEESE. When we got the bill we were charged 27 euros for tapas , a further 2 euros for 1 small bread role sliced to share and a shocking 4 euros per glass of wine. Never again, would not recommend.

The beautiful courtyard with flowers and palm tree really could not make up for the disappointment we felt when our plates of tapas arrived. I have visited here several times over many years and always enjoyed myself. I found the 13euro tapas plate of cheese, egg and salad items with one chicken drumstick and a hummous and chorizo style pattie underwhelming. I doubt we will return even though the food all had good flavour. The wine was good however do be aware that there is no wine list and don't be too embarrassed to ask the cost of your servers recommendations.

Fabulous staff, with panache and a big eye for detail, cute location, evil vibe popped in for a coffee, a few hours later a little worse for wear!! what is not like

Great everything, we have to eat when everything was closed. live music and very nice personal. best to throw away the time we spent there.